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Ross: "I grew up with Monica, if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat!"

Joey: "Joey doesn't share food!!!!"

Joey: "Never hit a woman... Never hit a woman... Ross bruises like a peach... He bruises like a peach"

Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive."

Joey to Chandler: Okay, man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like chandelier...but it's not. It's a stupid, stupid, non-name.

Chandler: "What's this?"
Joey: "Eight hundred and twelve bucks."
Chandler: "Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

Ross: I may get to speak at this Paleontology conversion, and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff, and/or are sick.
Ross: It's in Barbados.
Chandler: But you come first!
Rachel: I'm there.

Ross: So, uh, how long are you going to punish him?
Joey: Five years.
Ross: You've sentenced him?
Joey: Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room? Or...

Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!

Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Chandler: NO, you didn't Get me! It's an electric drill! You Get me, you Kill me!

Ross: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….
Monica: I wasn’t trying to escape!
Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
Monica: I was… helping out a squirrel…
Ross: You were trying to eat it!!!!

CHANDLER: What are you doing?
JOEY: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
CHANDLER: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
JOEY: That's right! I'm taking the essence.

Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza!

Chandler: Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers: I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.
Santos: Sure.
Gerston: No problem.
Chandler (to Phoebe): You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos... and who's the guy with the moustache?
Phoebe: Petrie.
Chandler: Petrie, right, right. Okay, somebody's gonna be working... this weekend.

Phoebe: Oh god! Just DO it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: And that, is the real San Francisco treat!

Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.

Monica: Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh, so you can move them.

Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away MY SANDWICH?!!! MY SANDWICH!!!!!!

Joey: Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."

Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor--in a COMA--who didn't hear you.

Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Chandler: That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.

Joey: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Joey: By someone besides Monica?

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.

Ross: So why don't you quit?
Chandler: You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria.
Ross: Who is Maria?
Chandler: Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym... treat.

Joey: It's all London, baby! Here we go.
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer in my dresser. You don't want to lose that.
2009.05.25 - 19:34 |
Monica: Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh, so you can move them.

Golf Clap

Me encanta Friends. Me acuerdo que lo ví TODO de corrido durante unas vacaciones. Las 10 temporadas juntas.
2009.05.25 - 21:12 | (editado)
Es la mejor serie ever. Yo la veo siempre en el almuerzo, se va a la re bosta...
2009.05.26 - 06:04 |
En el ALMUERZO? Boxset For The Win. Además en cable se ve chota y con subtítulos (o peor aún, doblada). Prefiero english puro.
2009.05.26 - 06:13 |
Me da paja bajarla, y es mucha plata para poner en una serie para comprarla... en cable se ve bien si no estás colgado :P, y con subtítulos está bueno, pero yo más que nada escucho, hay un par de chistes traducidos para la bosta...
2009.05.26 - 12:49 |

Ross: Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.

Phoebe: We can be guys! Come on, let us be guys!
Chandler: You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and you wouldn't live as long.

Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Chandler: It's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare, and then charged me $32 to see it!

Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!

Ross: You're over me? When were you, under me?

Ross: I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
Rachel Green: We were on a break.
Ross: That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.
Rachel Green: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
Ross: I'm not trying to "get out" of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.
Rachel Green: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.

Monica Geller: We were just waxing our legs.
Chandler Bing: *Off*?

Joey Tribbiani: I'm all about the honesty stuff, yeah. But not the stuff that's gonna get you into trouble.

Ross Geller: She was...
Joey Tribbiani: Awful!
Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!
Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.
Ross Geller: Different.
Joey Tribbiani: No!
Chandler Bing: Uh oh.

Phoebe Buffay: Why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica Geller: There's banana on it.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I have the spirit of an old indian woman on mine.

Chandler: Well, my apartment's not there anymore because I DRANK it.

Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that's right, that's right, it was you!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!

Joey: Look, I kinda had a dream, but I don't want to talk about it.
Chandler: Now what if Martin Luther King had said that? 'Yeah I kinda had a dream. I don't want to talk about it.'

Rachel:...but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...

Chandler: All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Monica: Yeah. You!
Chandler: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
Phoebe: Yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

Russ: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Ross: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

Joey: Just tell him Joey sent you. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: Gee, I don't know. Do you think he'll be able to crack your code?

Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

Rachel: Guess what, guess what!
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they all recommend Trident?

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it

Joey: Uh, look, Kay, listen, we need to talk, okay? Um, look, I like you - I really do. I like - I like you a lot, okay, but sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that, it feels like someone is hitting me with a very tiny, but very real, bat.

Chandler: My sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.
Monica: What does that mean?
Chandler: It means that my boys are too lazy to get off their Barca-Loungers, and your uterus is prepared to kill the ones who do.
2009.06.13 - 06:13 |
Rachel: Guess what, guess what!
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they all recommend Trident?

Golf Clap. Es excelente.
2009.06.13 - 06:28 |
Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Chandler: NO, you didn't Get me! It's an electric drill! You Get me, you Kill me!

Friends, lo mejor.
Yo todavía creo que no estoy para verlo en inglés puro, pero la mayoría lo entiendo así que voy a ver si empiezo y aunque sea lo aprendo a la fuerza!

PD:Hola, soy nuevo, este es mi primer comentario!
2009.06.13 - 13:59 |
Te recomiendo empieces a verlo en ingles con subtitulos ya solo con eso vas adquiriendo mucho vocabulario, yo hace muchos años cuando tudiaba ingles empece a hacer tareas y etc con la tele de fondo en ingles pero sin mirar la pantalla, y un dia de pronto me di cuenta q entendia todo :)

Cualquier queja o sugerencia solo grita ROBERT ES TU CULPAAAAAAA!!
2009.06.13 - 18:40 |
Te subo el karma por querer intentar ver sitcoms sin subs!!

Grande Alexander!! :D

Welcome to Z!
2009.06.13 - 19:33 |
Bienvenido a Zougi y congrats por ver las sitcoms sin subtítulos! En cuanto te los saques de encima vas a ver que es un mundo nuevo :D
2009.06.13 - 22:05 | (editado)
Ya que estoy me uno al resto y te doy la bienvenida a Zougi! (o Z, para los amigos :P).
2009.06.14 - 01:56 |

Joey: Is that the fire alarm?
Chandler: Yeah....oh that's not warm yet, we still have time
Joey: Cool

Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: So -- You got in voluntarily?!
Joey: I was tryin' to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I'm gonna do?
Chandler: BEND OVER???!!!

Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard, I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend.
Chandler: He's really picky about his patients.

Rachel: I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!

Joey: Was that the oven timer?
Chandler: That's right my friends...it's time for...
Both Joey and Chandler together: Baywatch!

Chandler: Alright, I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men.

Joey: Hey, what are we going to do for dinner?
Chandler: Well, we could stay in and cook for ourselves.
Chandler and Joey: (Laughing)

Phoebe: It's so pretty, this must of cost him a fortune.
Rachel: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on Ross, don't you remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: Crystal duck!
Rachel: No, no, no the love part...oh my God
Chandler: Oh no no no no no!
Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head, that will turn back time.

Chandler: Gum would be perfection?
Gum would be perfection!
Could've said gum would be nice
Could've said I'll have a stick
But no no no no, for me, gum is perfection.
I loath myself.

Ross: So does it do anything...you know...special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.

Monica: There's nothing to tell...it's just some guy I work with.
Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy, there has to be something wrong with him
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hair piece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? Just because I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
2009.06.18 - 22:45 |
Joey: Over the line?! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler

(joey pulls out his 3d map)
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Joey: It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Chandler: Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!

Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses... (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Ross: What's wah-pah?
Chandler: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!

Rachel: We’ll take Literature!!
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Chandler gets it! It’s Chandler Bing!
Monica: No!!
Ross: I’m afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use you’re head!
Chandler: Actually, it’s Miss Chinandolor Bong.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: (shouting) It’s All Relative!!
Ross: You don’t have to shout everything.
Rachel: (shouting) I’m sorry!
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandler’s father’s Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!
Chandler: Unfortunately that is correct.

Phoebe: this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there's the added mystery of who gets who.
Ross: Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I don't know why I do that.

Chandler: That's not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the heat.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Chandler: Oh my God!!

Ross: Gandolf the wizard. Hello! Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school

Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?

Chandler: Where are the guys? I’m ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: It’s 930 in the morning
Chandler: Well they got a breakfast buffet

Phoebe: Alright, we really weren’t great at being guys but do you know why? Because we’re girls. And do you know what girls are good at?
Chandler: Stripping!!!
2009.06.18 - 22:58 |
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. Hello! Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school

2009.06.19 - 00:43 |
jajaja sos igual a ross jajaa
2009.06.21 - 01:01 |

JOEY: And?
PHOEBE: And we did.
JOEY: All right Phoebs, way to go.
PHOEBE: Yay me.
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
PHOEBE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
JOEY: And what did he say?
PHOEBE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I would gonna get all, ya know, like, ohh, is he gonna call me the next day and, ya know, where is this going and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
JOEY: Wow.
PHOEBE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," ya know, I mean sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, ya know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not,that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
PHOEBE: Um-hum.
JOEY: This man is my God.

2009.09.14 - 22:56 |
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